At 7 years old I took a model off the stand In Ellesmere Port. My mum was fed up with me being daft, so she put me on the stand too. I was laughing so much that I nearly wet myself.
My Mum and Grin told me to get up the stairs. People were looking, saying “that lady is telling that lad off”
When I was 8 years old I teased an Alsatian dog. The dog got very angry and its master said “don’t tease him please dear”. The dog was called Bruno.